
This cat is better than Dj Tiesto!!

This cat is better than Dj Tiesto!!

Can you help kitty couples to grow their marriage through Biblical principles while living in the real world with real issues?

‘My cat passed a stool on the indoor rug and it’s
stuck in the vacum cleaner. Any suggestions?’

‘How can I keep my cat from stealing my husband’s
toothbrush?’

‘I have a neutered male cat. How old should he be
before I can breed him?’

“My cat just came in from the garage and I was
wondering - how many calories are there in a mouse?”
Genesis Reworded

On the first day of creation, God created the cat….
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat….
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as
potential food for the cat….
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor
for the good of the cat….
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might
or might not play with it….
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat
healthy and the man broke….
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to scoop the litterbox….
Yes, it’s a cat’s world after all. Amen!

A tomcat was heard running up and down the
alley for hours. A neighbor called his owner and
asked what was happening. The owner said, “Well,
I had him fixed today, and he’s going around
canceling all his engagements.”