What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot!
How do cats eat spaghetti?
The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
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Tag Archives: cats
Cat surrender
01-May-08Psycho Cat
19-Apr-08Cats’re moody.
Cats leave hair everywhere.
Cats drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Kittens’re tiny little women in cheap fur coats.
Nope cat
11-Apr-08Please don’t make me… I don’t want to go… please..
HDTV-CAT
07-Apr-08‘I think that I shall never see
A dog as he’s supposed to be;
A dog who since he was a pup
Has learned when he should just shut up.’
‘I’m tired of hearing dogs just yap
And wake me when I take a nap.
Those boisterous creatures bark and growl,
Bay at the moon and screech and howl.’
‘They never do a […]
Nightvision at Cats
28-Mar-08- Cats whine when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to be alone.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- Cats expect you to cater to their every whim.
Knock First
22-Mar-08‘Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have
never forgotten this.’
Ring of Fire
16-Mar-08Invisible Ring of Fire for Cats. Do you want one for your cat ?