What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot!
How do cats eat spaghetti?
The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot!
How do cats eat spaghetti?
The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
CATerwaul - a cat with a very loud cry - CAT-erwaul
CATacomb - a cat that burrows underground - CAT-acomb
What looks like half a cat?
The other half!
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
Cats’re moody.
Cats leave hair everywhere.
Cats drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Kittens’re tiny little women in cheap fur coats.
-Cats do what they want.
-They rarely listen to you.
-They’re totally unpredictable.
Please don’t make me… I don’t want to go… please..
‘I think that I shall never see
A dog as he’s supposed to be;
A dog who since he was a pup
Has learned when he should just shut up.’
‘I’m tired of hearing dogs just yap
And wake me when I take a nap.
Those boisterous creatures bark and growl,
Bay at the moon and screech and howl.’
‘They never do a […]
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow”
“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.”