Funny Cats

Cat surrender

Funny Cat Woman — Thu, 01 May 2008 22:04:56 +0000

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot!

How do cats eat spaghetti?
The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

Fascinating Feline

funny cat girl — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:38:01 +0000

CATerwaul - a cat with a very loud cry - CAT-erwaul

CATacomb - a cat that burrows underground - CAT-acomb

Desert Suns

funny cat girl — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:03:07 +0000

What looks like half a cat?
The other half!

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
She had mittens!

Psycho Cat

funny cat girl — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:00:47 +0000

Cats’re moody.

Cats leave hair everywhere.

Cats drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Kittens’re tiny little women in cheap fur coats.

Cat party

funny cat girl — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:49:30 +0000

-Cats do what they want.
-They rarely listen to you.
-They’re totally unpredictable.

Nope cat

funny cat girl — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:52:26 +0000

Please don’t make me… I don’t want to go… please..

HDTV-CAT

funny cat girl — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:47:15 +0000

‘I think that I shall never see
A dog as he’s supposed to be;
A dog who since he was a pup
Has learned when he should just shut up.’

‘I’m tired of hearing dogs just yap
And wake me when I take a nap.
Those boisterous creatures bark and growl,
Bay at the moon and screech and howl.’

‘They never do a lick of work,
They run around like they’re berserk.
They irritate like hordes of gnats.
I wish that dogs were more like cats.’

‘For cats are quiet, sweet, demure
And known for being clean and pure.
But dogs are different, that’s the truth
And, more than that, they’re just uncouth.’

Cat Hunt

funny cat girl — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:44:15 +0000

“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow”

“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.”

Nightvision at Cats

funny cat girl — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:58:11 +0000

- Cats whine when they are not happy.

- When you want to play, they want to be alone.

- When you want to be alone, they want to play.

- Cats expect you to cater to their every whim.

Knock First

Funny Cat Woman — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:42:37 +0000

‘Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have
never forgotten this.’