What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot!
How do cats eat spaghetti?
The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
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Latest Funny Cats
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Kitty pages
Funny Kitten
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Cat surrender
01-May-08Fascinating Feline
28-Apr-08CATerwaul - a cat with a very loud cry - CAT-erwaul
CATacomb - a cat that burrows underground - CAT-acomb
Desert Suns
22-Apr-08What looks like half a cat?
The other half!
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
Psycho Cat
19-Apr-08Cats’re moody.
Cats leave hair everywhere.
Cats drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Kittens’re tiny little women in cheap fur coats.
Cat party
14-Apr-08
-Cats do what they want.
-They rarely listen to you.
-They’re totally unpredictable.
Nope cat
11-Apr-08
Please don’t make me… I don’t want to go… please..
HDTV-CAT
07-Apr-08‘I think that I shall never see
A dog as he’s supposed to be;
A dog who since he was a pup
Has learned when he should just shut up.’
‘I’m tired of hearing dogs just yap
And wake me when I take a nap.
Those boisterous creatures bark and growl,
Bay at the moon and screech and howl.’
‘They never do a lick of work,
They run around like they’re berserk.
They irritate like hordes of gnats.
I wish that dogs were more like cats.’
‘For cats are quiet, sweet, demure
And known for being clean and pure.
But dogs are different, that’s the truth
And, more than that, they’re just uncouth.’
Cat Hunt
01-Apr-08“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow”
“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.”